The Tom Green Show

- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe - intro - Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard - Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples) - Revivin' a dead moose - Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience - Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town - Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo - Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news. - Glenn's scam: moving Laptops - Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman - Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk - Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.." - Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..

- Playing soccer with a deer - Intro - Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk - Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum" - Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly - Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef - Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift - Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus - Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott - Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy" - Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk - Observation Humor

- Playing with chipmunks - Intro - Glenn message to children: smoke tom green show cigarettes.. "hey im the best" - Milkin Cows: Police Officer - Phone Fun: "the best pizza", a look back at the cartoon Hercules. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk - Billy Bob's friend Joan - Giving drives to people : the magnet man - Rubbing the mic on 2 laughing old Italian guys - Sean the van guy meets Tom. Lets have a hand for the pedophiles - Toms bloody bike injury - Guest: Denise Swanson. The Crack Baby dont come back lady - Tom interrupts meeting, violence erupts "Im a piece of corn on the cob! Im a myna bird!"

- Scaring a window washing lady - Intro - Glenn and Tom talk about Garvrosh (Glenns cat). Tom gives Glenn 2 kittens as a present. He has to keep them or they die - Lauries dead pigeon - Glenn drinking alcohol on the show - Is Tom funny when he is drunk?: Rum and coke, throwin up Lebanese food - Makin Glenn vomit: "Come on hump daddy!" - Milkin Cows: Tom in Drag - Guest: Jacques, dressed as a sunflower ... plays with Racky the dead racoon - Soccer Hooligan - Toms Parents, Tom and Phil must save Toms dad.. buying medicine in china town from Dr. Chang. Skate boarding, Tom wipes out

- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon - Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet - Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk - Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump - Intercom trixter - Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis - Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada - Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn - Rescuing a dead hawk - Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box - Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up - Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon - Guest: a psychic that really sucks.

- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto - Intro - Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik - Modern Family Restaurant - Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy - Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil - Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky - Talking with a toothless old man - Injured bird gets into the bank - Chainsawing the desk - Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him - Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread - Toms poem to a chinese girl

- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs - Intro - Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts - Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks" - Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest - Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice.. - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate - Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces - Tom and Glenn makeout - 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor - Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom. - The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite - Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio - Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...

- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic - Intro - Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn - You can order these amazing products - Dancing with dead fishes - A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk - Security Enthusiast - The man with paper wings - Toms revenge on metro magazine - "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance - More fly swatter fun - Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?" - Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole - Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!

- Billy Bob annoys a street mime - Intro - Billy Bob hosts the show. Talks about Ray Hagel molesting him - Milking Cows: The Mexican Hombre' Senior' Herve' - Visiting Ray in the truck... more molest talk - Makin faces: talking to a gibbering old man - Poster Abuse in Ottawa, morbid guitar woman - Guest: David Blackman.. with Billy Bob. Chainsawing Dolls, and milk - Playing Guitar: Harassing people in a pink dress - Talking with a lady eating pie "Go to hell" - Billy Bobs prank phone calls - Talkin with people in a store.. Tom rolls around on his back - More Billy Bob prank calls.. Discussing Glenn selling Hash - Playing with hick kids go karts

- Singing East Indian dude intro... - Intro - Talkin with Glenn; clip showing how much SNL's Will Farrell hates Glenn - Tom dresses as a robot, and prepares to eat some meat - Harassing people in a cowboy hat, singing a western ditty over and over again - The Ottawa sticker man - Playing with the phone: shocking a audience member "Dont break it.. it cost 15 bucks" - How to make a hand glider - "Deer run faster than people...bugs bite people..making it harder to film animals.. sunsets are nice.. and Toms an idiot" - Phil Giroux gets a nude massage - Billy Bob talks about carrots - Phone contest: Guess the sound - Mc Face: attends a wood carving convention - Chainsawing the phone

- Clutch clip; Tom is the internet cafe worker - Intro - Brick wall action! happening here tonight - Celebrity Watching: rocket richard, nelson mandela - I like Coffee.. I also like God - Talkin with a Mr. Sub employee - Billy Bob talks with young ladies eating pizza - Dustpan: The 12oz coffee cup part 2 - The grand wizard election - Visiting Ray Hagel in the truck.. Glenn slams an egg in a audience girls face - Crazy Tom in an elevator: talkin about crappy books he has - Open audition for "the new baby" - Racky the raccoon magic tricks - Old guy doesnt like the way T.V. is going - Wrap Up... cheese sandwich couple

- Chinese dude intro - Intro - Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..) - Tom goes on a garbage route - Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms - Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk - Celery Generals - Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer - The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons) - Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"

- Tom helps to fight fires - Intro - Talkin with P-Jroo - Checking the overheated car - Spraying audience with water - Driving audience home in OC transpo bus - Harassing audience member parents - Humplik offers to drive some young female fans home in his suzuki swift - Tom almost gets his ass kicked by audience member roommate Stu - Eric the last audience member meets Toms parents.. is asked to french kiss them - Fin