13 Nights of Elvira
20141 seasons13 episodes
Break out the crucifix, get some garlic, and say your prayers cause Elvira's coming for a visit. This October the Mistress of the Dark, herself, is digging up some awful-er-awesome movies for 13 Nights of Elvira! Elvira takes on some of the best of the worst modern B movies like Puppet Master, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Evil Bong and skewers them in the sexy, spooky way that only she can.
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Elvira is no stranger to "man-eating women", but she may have bit off more than she can chew in this indigestible entree, staring Adrienne Barbau, Shannon Tweed, and a young Bill Maher who's still trying to live this turkey down.
The cult classic gets the hook, when Elvira's pulling the strings. There's more Punch than Judy in this cinematrocity.
Elvira is playing with a guy who's got 13 inches. No, that's all he's got. He's 13 inches high.
Potheads Beware: You could enjoy this trip so much you'll DIE. Join Elvira as she gets a whif of this "High Art" and gets high with a little help from her fiend, Tommy Chong.
Elvira's holiday gift to all of you is this awful lump of coal, straight off the naughty list. Gary Busey starring as the voice of this creepy cookie made from the ashes of a serial killer is a recipe for disaster in this creepy clas-sick.
Elvira always says: when you can't say something nice about a movie come sit by her. And with this movie she got plenty to say.
Elvira's couch is infested with pesky little critters who are clearly Gremlin rejects. The only way she's gonna get rid of them is to endure this flick.
Fly the 'fiendish' skies with Elvira on a trip to Oblivion. It's Cowboys and Aliens, as a gang of futuristic desperadoes , including cult faves Julie Newmar and George Takei, attempt to turn a town into their own private playground.
No one likes playthings more than the Mistress of the Dark, but these toys are straight out of Hell's toybox. Playtime is over.
Elvira is often mistaken for someone else, but this time even the creatures crawling out from inside don't want to be mistaken for her.
Elvira is put through the ringer and hung out to dry after sitting through this movie. She should have quit while she was a head.
Elvira sets off for the far off future, and 1985, in this high tech chase for the minds of killers.
Elvira resurrects the original zombie classic and devours it with raw energy. She loves George A. Romero's masterpiece so much she's takin' it to the grave.
