Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a sketch comedy show that was produced by, and starred, the rap musician Snoop Dogg. It was aired on MTV in 2002 until 2003. Snoop Dogg stated that according to the contract, the show was to air six times, but it turned out to be a series of eight parts. The second season was canceled due to payment negotiation issues, since Snoop Dogg asked for $1 million for his role, which MTV refused to pay him. In the beginning of every show Snoop is seen sitting bored in a leather armchair in an empty room while switching channels from Jerry Springer to a cart race then to black and white burlesque figure skating after that to a strip show and finally to a Richard Marx music video when he decides to change the situation and the idea of Doggy Fizzle Televizzle comes to his mind. This ends the intro and the main theme follows with Snoop rapping.
Episodes
Runtime: 30m
Snoop plays Mr. Dizzle, a substitute elementary school teacher who taught the kids bad things. Snoop recreates the infamous R. Kelly sex tape with an old white lady. Snoop operates a fast food drive-thru and speaks in his "dizzle" language.
Runtime: 30m
Snoop mocks the designing reality show. Snoop is the head of Wigout, a service for white people to deprogram their white kids who think they are black. Snoop's replaces curse words with surfer lingo. Snoop parodies his "Girls Gone Wild" videos by having thoughtful messages over the black bars that cover the exposed chests of the wild girls. Snoop is the Ebonics negotiator.
Runtime: 30m
Snoop teaches an English class the difference between right and wrong.
Runtime: 30m
Snoop goes to the playboy mansion and does other sketches including MTV breaking news and how he got his own show.
Runtime: 30m
The Ghetto White Crew (a Harlem Globetrotter-type basketball team) takes on the KKK. Snoop buys a supermarket, and creates separate aisles for black and white people. Snoop meets his #1 fan.
Runtime: 30m
Snoop works at a pet shop. Snoop visits some members of the Jackass crew.
Runtime: 30m
Snoop's warm-up regimen. Snoop visits the set of the movie S.W.A.T., and talks to Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell. Snoop's security procedures. Making money in the 'hood without selling dope. Snoop shows his family members' jobs. The Braided Bunch season 1 DVD. Snoop reflects on big booty. The Doggfather Confessions.
Runtime: 30m
The Best of Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, featuring W.I.G, The Negrociator, and Big Jeffery.
