From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
2026Mog's Bad ThingMovieas Mr. Bunce (voice)
2026Break ClauseTV showas Alan · 6 episodes2026NightbornMovieas Jon's Father2025Fackham HallMovieas Bill
2025Secret Life of the Auction HouseTV showas Self - Narrator (voice) · 7 episodes
2025Celebrity PuzzlingTV showas Self - Panellist · 1 episodes
2025Art DetectivesTV showas William Titchfield · 1 episodes
2025The People BeforeMovieas Knotweed Man
2024The 1970s: Those Were the DaysTV showas Self - Narrator · 2 episodes
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoTV showas Self · 1 episodes2024The GentlemenTV showas Frank · 1 episodes
2024CaptivatedTV showas Geoff · 1 episodes
2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedyMovieas Self
2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaMovieas Self
2022Best Year EverTV showas Self - Actor · 4 episodes
2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterMovieas Plank
2022Celebrity LingoTV showas Self - Contestant · 1 episodes
2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreMovieas Self
2022Sister Boniface MysteriesTV showas Leonard Monk · 1 episodes
2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsMovieas Self
2022DodgerTV showas Farmer Grundles · 1 episodes
2021Last Train to ChristmasMovieas Vic
2021The Weakest LinkTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2021Les Dawson Lost TapesMovieas Self
2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Movieas Narrator
2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownTV showas Self - Contestant · 1 episodes
2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsMovieas Self
2020The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesMovieas Self
2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesMovieas Self/Various Characters · Writer
2020Dog Loves BooksTV showas Dog (voice) · 52 episodes2020McDonald & DoddsTV showas Jimmy Daly · 1 episodes
2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedMovieas Narrator2019BrassicTV showas Colin Popov · 2 episodes
20197 Up & MeMovieas Self
2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryMovieas Himself
2019This Time with Alan PartridgeTV showas Joe Beasley · 1 episodes
2018The People's VetTV showas Self - Narrator · 1 episodes
2018Celebrity CatchphraseTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2018Shane the ChefTV show52 episodes
2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor CarMovie
2017House of GamesTV showas Self - Contestant · 10 episodes
2017Dying LaughingMovieas Self
2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCMovieas Self - Presenter
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2016Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleMovieas Kevin Ruddock2016GrimsbyMovieas Bob Tolliver
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunTV showas Self - Narrator · 388 episodes
2016Billionaire BoyMovieas Len2014Northern SoulMovieas Terry
2014Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2013Help PointMovieas Stephen
2013Through the KeyholeTV showas Self · as Self - Panelist · 1 episodes
2013DementamaniaMovie
2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsTV showas Self - Contestant · 1 episodes
2013Strange Hill HighTV showas Various (voice) · 26 episodes
2013The Job LotTV showas Kevin · 1 episodes
2013CatchphraseTV show1 episodes2013PlebsTV showas Mr. Adolphus · 1 episodes
2013The MimicTV showas Nigel Lord · 4 episodes
2013PulpMovieas Dave Burns
2013Obsessive Compulsive CleanersTV showas Self - Narrator · 44 episodes2013Father BrownTV showas John Banks · 1 episodes
2012Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMovieas Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeMovieas Himself
2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialTV showas Self · 1 episodes2011Death in ParadiseTV showas DCI Chris Ricketts · 1 episodes
2011Celebrity Antiques Road TripTV showas Self - Participant · 1 episodes
2011SootyTV showas The Boss · 1 episodes
2011The Jonathan Ross ShowTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2011The Lock UpTV showas Narrator · 14 episodes
2010Little CrackersTV showas DJ Geoff · 1 episodes
2010The Royle Family: Behind the SofaMovieas Self
2010The Road to Coronation StreetMovieas Harry Kershaw
2009Big TopTV showas Geoff · 6 episodes
2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyMovieas Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009Angela and FriendsTV show1 episodes2008InkheartMovieas Darius
2008Celebrity JuiceTV showas Self · 3 episodes
2008All Star Mr & MrsTV show1 episodes
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Movieas Self - Narrator (voice)
2007KingdomTV showas Nigel Pearson · 6 episodes
2007MobileTV showas Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 episodes
2007Engineering the World RallyTV showas Himself - Narrator · 6 episodes2007SkinsTV showas Sam Brooks · 1 episodes
2006Ghosthunting With...TV show12 episodes
2006New Street LawTV showas Charlie Darling · 14 episodes
2006Waterloo RoadTV showas Nelson Smith · as Nelson Taylor · 3 episodes
2006The DealerMovieas Bat
2005The F WordTV show1 episodes2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMovieas Mr. Windfall (voice)
20058 Out of 10 CatsTV showas Self · 1 episodes
2005Monkey TrousersTV show7 episodes
2004BlackpoolTV show6 episodes
2004Fat SlagsMovieas Foreman
2003Celebrity MastermindTV showas Self - Contestant · 1 episodes
2003Appointment with Dr. TerribleMovieas Interviewee – Actor
2003More Great Comedy MomentsMovieas Shopkeeper (archive footage)
2003Comic Relief Does Fame AcademyTV show40 episodes
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawayTV showas Self · 1 episodes200224 Hour Party PeopleMovieas Charles
2001Station JimMovieas Harold
2001Dog Eat DogMovieas Football Coach
2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleTV showas Sir Donald Tyburn · 1 episodes
2001Murder in MindTV showas Alan Squires · 1 episodes
2001Bill and BenTV showas Bill (voice) · 52 episodes
2000Born RomanticMovieas First Cab Driver
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)TV show1 episodes
1999The Flint Street NativityMovieas Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?MovieWriter
1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowMovieas Self
1998You Are HereMovieas Peter Keggy
1998The Fast Show LiveMovie
1998Ted & RalphMovieas Vicar
1998Cold FeetTV showas Pete Gifford · 61 episodes
1998Up 'n' UnderMovieas Stan
1998Roger RogerTV showas Barry · 8 episodes1997The Man Who Knew Too LittleMovieas Dimitri1997Midsomer MurdersTV showas Cooper Steinem · 1 episodes
1996Pond LifeTV show20 episodes1996Never Mind the BuzzcocksTV showas Self - Panellist · 1 episodes
1996Roger RogerMovieas Barry
1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue HoneymoonMovie1996Silent WitnessTV showas DI Warren Bull · 2 episodes
1995Coogan's RunTV showas Fat Bob · 1 episodes
1995Crapston VillasTV show20 episodes
1995The World of Lee EvansTV showas Customer · 1 episodes
1995Dangerous LadyTV showas Lee Ryan · 4 episodes
1995Fist of FunTV showas Pied Piper of Hamelin · 2 episodes
1995The Young Poisoner's HandbookMovieas Nathan
1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoMovieas Fat Bob
1994Ready, Steady, CookTV showas Self - Guest · 1 episodes
1994The Fast ShowTV showas Various Characters · Writer · 34 episodes1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeTV showas Petty Officer Alan Partridge · as Joe Beasley · 1 episodes
1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraMovieas Simon Joke
1994Pie in the SkyTV showas Andrew Vernon · 1 episodes
1994The Day TodayTV showas Treasurer · 1 episodes
1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdMovieas Bernard Right On/Various · Writer
1993Paul Calf's Video DiaryMovieas Fat Bob
1993Shooting StarsTV showas Self · 1 episodes
1992The Dead Good ShowTV showas Various · 1 episodes
1992The WeekendersMovieas Policeman 1
1992Blue HeavenTV showas Waiter 2 · 1 episodes1992Men Behaving BadlyTV showas Ken · 16 episodes
1991Murder Most HorridTV showas Daniel Hoffmeyer · 1 episodes
1991Paul Merton: The SeriesTV show1 episodes
1991Soldier SoldierTV showas Sgt Dunn · 1 episodes
1990The WordTV show1 episodes
1988This MorningTV showas Self · 1 episodes
1964Top of the PopsTV showas Self - Host · 1 episodes
—Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonTV showas Bernard Righton · 1 episodes
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightTV showas Self - Team Captain · 1 episodes